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[theme music playing]

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Hey. You see,
Thanksgiving's a time for sharing

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and a time for family.

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But most importantly,
it's a time for turkey.

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-[turkey gobbling]
-That's right.

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And Bernie Mac is what
you'd call a "turkophile."

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From the Greek.
That's a lover of flightless birds.

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[chuckles]

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Yeah, but anyway… but on Thanksgiving,

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I'm presented with a problem.

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Not enough turkey for Bernie Mac.

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See, those kids,
they eat like a school of piranha.

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They can skeletonize a bird
before I can even pour the gravy on it.

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But this Thanksgiving,
I have the perfect solution.

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[chuckling]

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Big Mac. That's his name.

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You going to eat that whole turkey
by yourself?

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I wasn't planning on it,
but better nobody else eat it.

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That's my personal turkey.

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Uh, baby, isn't Thanksgiving
about sharing?

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-Well, it's possible.
-Mm.

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But the only reason the Pilgrims was
willing to share with the Indians

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because they was casing the joint.

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[Bernie] ♪ Take it from me ♪

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♪ Someday, we all be free… ♪

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[girls] ♪ Silver buttons
Buttons, buttons ♪

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♪ All down her back, back, back… ♪

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♪ Take it from me ♪

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♪ Someday, we all be free… ♪

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♪ To see the elephants
Elephants, elephants ♪

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♪ Jump the fence, fence, fence… ♪

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♪ Take it from me ♪

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♪ Someday… ♪

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♪ All dressed in black, black, black ♪

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♪ With silver-- ♪

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[twigs snapping]

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[ominous music playing]

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♪ With silver buttons, buttons, buttons ♪

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♪ All down her back, back, back ♪

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♪ All dressed in black, black, black ♪

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♪ With silver buttons, buttons, buttons ♪

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♪ All down her back, back, back ♪

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♪ She asked her mother, mother, mother ♪

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♪ For 50 cents, cents, cents ♪

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♪ To see the elephants,
Elephants, elephants ♪

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♪ Jump the fence, fence, fence ♪

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♪ They jumped so high, high, high ♪

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♪ They never came back, back, back… ♪

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[wild yell]

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[girls screaming]

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[Jordan] Give it back! It's mine!
Give it back!

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[Jordan shrieks]

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Hey, hey, hey!

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Boy, you better get away
from my personal turkey.

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-[Jordan screeches]
-[cloth rips]

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Damn savages.

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[mumbles]

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[RandB music playing]

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Oh, thank you, Lord.

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Ugh, watching you eat was the most
disgusting thing I've ever seen.

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The most disgusting thing I ever seen

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was sitting over here watching
your brother eat with no drawers on.

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Hey, I'm just keepin' it real.

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Keepin' it real nasty too.

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[stomach rumbling, grunting]

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Oh, honey, that's not sexy.
Why don't you put that thing away?

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Baby, I'm about to put away some pie.

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That's what I'm gon' put away.

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[stomach rumbling]

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-[groans]
-Uncle Bernie, your tummy sound loud.

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It's the sound of satisfaction, baby girl.

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That's all it is. Mm.

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[ominous rumbling]

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[gagging]

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Oh, Lord!

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[door slams]

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[upbeat music playing]

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-[stomach rumbling]
-[groaning]

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Something not sitting right.

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I bet it was my baby pie.

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Oh! America…

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This isn't good.

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It's like I been awakened
by some ancient evil.

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An intestinal demon.

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It's not no sweet potato pain.

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I think it was my turkey.

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That bird must have been rotten
when I bought it,

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because I know I was careful.

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Besides, I been cooking turkey
before J.J. call 'em "jive."

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-It had to be a bad bird.
-[rumbling continues]

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Unless…

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Hey, boys, could you pull up
frame 8-19-25?

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-Pull it up for me.
-[stomach rumbles]

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[Jordan] My tomahawk!

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Hey, hey, hey! Boy, you better
get away from my personal turkey.

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-[screeches]
-[cloth rips]

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[Bernie] Hoodlum!

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Yeah, that's it. Yeah.

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Now we getting somewhere.
Now, magnify right quadrant.

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-[steam hissing]
-Mmm-hmm.

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Yeah. [grunting]

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Uh-huh.

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[in pained voice] Sabotage.

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Skunks.

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Skunks.

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[upbeat music playing]

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Oh… I'm sorry, America.

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I was hoping I'd be feeling
a little better, but it's gotten worse.

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I spent the better part
of the day just giving back.

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You know what I mean.

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I'd kill those kids if I wasn't so sick,

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but I can't even move.

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This is supposed to be a day of thanks.

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If those kids would leave me alone,
just to watch football,

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I'd be mighty grateful.

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Mighty grateful.

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[football game playing on TV]

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[sighs]

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[male announcer] …the ten-yard line.

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He's out across the 15, the 20.
Shakes the tackle there.

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I just got to close my eyes,
just for a few minutes.

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[announcer continues indistinctly]

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[cartoon music playing on TV]

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What you think you're doing?

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I'm watching cartoons.

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You are bold. You mess with my turkey,
now you're messing with my football.

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I didn't mess with your turkey.

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You did mess with my turkey!
I saw you, Chief Little Bare Ass.

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Now for the rest of the holiday,
you and the kids,

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I don't want to be bothered with you.

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Matter of fact, go on, get on out of here.

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You…

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Playing with you all…

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[announcer speaking indistinctly]

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[cartoon music playing on TV]

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What the…

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Jordan?

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Jordan?

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Jordan!

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I know you… Where are you, Jordan?

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-In here.
-Jordan?

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What you doing in there, boy?

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Jordan.

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You come out of there--

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I guess you have to watch cartoons now.

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Boy, you better give me--

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[screams]

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[mumbles]

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Hey, I'm in Cartoon Land!

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-Aha, gotcha!
-No!

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[straining] You ain't going nowhere.

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[screams]

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[thuds]

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[grunts]

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Look at that, America. Good as new.

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That didn't bother him a bit,
and why should it?

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It's cartoon violence,

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and cartoon violence never hurt nobody.

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It just makes people laugh.

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Well, would you like me
to make you laugh, America?

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Come join me.

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[cartoon music playing]

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[squeaking footsteps]

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Shh! Now, be very, very quiet.

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I'm hunting jive turkey.

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Where's that jive turkey?

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[evil laughter]

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-Aha!
-[gunshot]

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Whoa!

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Yeah!

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Oh, Lord!

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Time to prepare my Thanksgiving feast.

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-[Jordan yells]
-[grunting]

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-[panting]
-[chuckles]

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Mmm, you look good enough to eat.

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-Time to put you in the oven.
-[screams]

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Oops, almost forgot
to clean out the giblets. [chuckles]

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Oh, no!

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We'll keep these for later.
They'll make tasty gravy.

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All right, in you go.

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[humming]

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-[timer dings]
-Ah, it's done!

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-Now it's time to carve the bird.
-[saw buzzing]

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-[laughs]
-[gasps] Come back here!

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I'm gonna bust your head
till the white meat shows

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and serve it up with gravy!

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[Jordan screaming] Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Ow! Ow!

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[laughing]

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[gasps]

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I can't kill him enough.

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He's indestructible.

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Time for you to baste the music,
Uncle Bernie.

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[Bernie] Oh!

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[water splashes]

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Say hi to my goldfish.

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-[laughing]
-[toilet flushes]

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Oh… Lo-o-ord!

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Aah!

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[shuddering]

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[grunts]

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Your ass is Play-Doh,
and I'm the fun factory.

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Uh-oh, got to go.

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You know what, Uncle Bernie?

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I'm sick of cartoons.
You can watch football now.

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No, no-no. Don't you dare, boy.
Don't you dare change that--

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[giggles]

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[announcer] Bernie Mac fields the ball
in the 21-yard line…

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[all yelling]

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[screaming]

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-[yells]
-[cartoon music playing]

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What the…?

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Doggone kids.

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[announcer speaks indistinctly]

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Oh, Lord, I'm having nightmares
and fever dreams.

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It's bad enough those kids
ruined my Thanksgiving,

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now they haunt me in my dreams.
They're killing me.

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Cut the camera off. This might get ugly.

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[weakly] Down here, America.

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[upbeat music playing]

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I couldn't even make it up to my chair.

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You know why?

223
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It's too high!

224
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These fevers really got me weak.

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Might as well, just as well.

226
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I'd rather be lying here
than being around those doggone kids.

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They ruined my Thanksgiving.

228
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Why don't they just leave me be?

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When you come back,
when I'm still down here,

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you call 911.

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But be sure to specify an ambulance.

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'Cause you know the police come out here,
a brother in a nice house.

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I just don't have the energy.

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I need money.

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I need silence.
Nessa, just leave me alone.

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I wanna go to the mall with Shannon.

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I want my stomach
to stop doing the electric slide.

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You should ask me for forgiveness
for messing up my turkey.

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What are you talking about?

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Don't talk back, Nessa.
Just leave me alone.

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Let me make this perfectly clear.

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If I was President, I'd make it a law

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that Thanksgiving be spent away from kids.

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Somewhere tropical.

245
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Just me and Wanda.

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Lying on the beach.

247
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Playing Pocahontas all day long.

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Mmm-hmm!

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Nice.

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Real nice.

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[snoring softly]

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-Hey, baby.
-Hmm?

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Just think, in a few hours,

254
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we'll be a thousand miles away
from all the kids.

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-[sighs]
-And no crying and no talking back.

256
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,200
-Ugh.
-How about that?

257
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I can't wait to snuggle up with my baby
on a nice, warm beach.

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-Hey, Wanda.
-Mmm-hmm.

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00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:14,210
-Happy Thanksgiving.
-Ooh. Happy Thanksgiving.

260
00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:17,213
[ominous music playing]

261
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,131
[thunderclap]

262
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,469
Ah. Ooh.

263
00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:36,440
[thunderclap]

264
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:37,942
[wind whooshing]

265
00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:43,447
-Wanda, wake up.
-What is it? What is it?

266
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,282
-Quick, quick. Look, look.
-What?

267
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,742
What?

268
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,079
[sighs]

269
00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:53,290
Nothing. Just go back to sleep, baby.

270
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,251
[ominous music continues]

271
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,384
[phone ringing]

272
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,352
-Hello.
-[Vanessa] Uncle Bernie…

273
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:14,270
Nessa?

274
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,522
-You should've given me the money…
-Where are you?

275
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:18,023
Look out your window.

276
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:21,694
All I wanted to do was go to the mall.
That's all I wanted to do.

277
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,614
-[snarling]
-[yelps]

278
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,450
[Bernie screaming]

279
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,829
Lord, let her be… That's not Nessa.

280
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,247
Let her be back in LA.

281
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,207
Father, please, I ask you these things

282
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,793
in Christ's name. LA, please.

283
00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:40,254
[screaming]

284
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:41,672
-Wanda.
-What's going on?

285
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:44,091
Nessa out here on the wing.
She on the wing.

286
00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:45,926
-Come on. I'm sleeping.
-No, I'm serious.

287
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,845
Nessa, out here on the wing.

288
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:51,932
Oh, right. That's where I booked her seat.
See if she wants some headphones.

289
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,853
You're right. I'm just going crazy, right?

290
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:04,403
-Oh, don't-don't go.
-I got to pee.

291
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,492
I know I'm not crazy, America.

292
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,495
I know what I saw, and you saw it too.

293
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:14,955
-[thunder rumbling]
-Right?

294
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,916
[ominous music continues]

295
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:23,923
[exhales]

296
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,927
-[screaming]
-[snarling]

297
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,638
Wanda, Wanda, come here! [screams]

298
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:32,306
-Come here, come here!
-What?

299
00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:33,933
Look, look, look, look!

300
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:39,146
I swear to you, baby,
Nessa was out there on the wing.

301
00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:40,481
Baby, you got to believe me.

302
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:44,109
You know, Nessa knows you don't like me.
She's trying to take us down.

303
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:47,613
You're acting like a lunatic, okay?
No, no. There is nothing out there.

304
00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:50,115
No, no, it is, Wanda.
Listen to what I'm saying.

305
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:53,577
Every time you look, she makes it look
like I'm trying to fool you.

306
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,621
She quick. Will you look? She quick.

307
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:57,247
It's the trickeration…

308
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,999
-Look, look.
-Okay, okay, okay.

309
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,626
-Baby. Okay, okay.
-What?

310
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:03,045
Just think about the beach, okay?

311
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:06,548
Nice, warm beach, okay?

312
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,801
All right? There you go. There you go.

313
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,512
Now, let me give you
a little nice back rub, okay?

314
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,431
-Just relax a little bit.
-No. I'm going up there.

315
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:17,059
I'm going to tell the pilot
that she's on the wing.

316
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:20,938
Maybe he can make a couple of sharp turns.
Dipping, flip her off.

317
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:23,649
-Let me out.
-No, hold on. Hold on, okay?

318
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:25,484
-I'll go talk to them.
-Good, good.

319
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,069
You're a little too worked up.

320
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,904
-You go. I'll keep my eye on her.
-I will.

321
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,739
-Okay. I will.
-You hurry up.

322
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,908
[Wanda] Ooh, excuse me. Sorry, sorry.

323
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,368
Now we got your ass.

324
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:43,335
Get off that wing!

325
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:44,962
Oh, don't-don't do that!

326
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,383
No! You know better than that.

327
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:57,266
Yeah, okay. I'm coming out there.

328
00:16:57,349 --> 00:17:00,060
I'm coming out there.
Damn right, I'm coming out there.

329
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,563
Y'all nobody believe me.
But when I catch her,

330
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:05,149
y'all gonna be kissing my ass.
I'm gonna get her.

331
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:09,194
[quiet groaning]

332
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,071
No…

333
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,532
[gasping]

334
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,076
[electricity sizzling]

335
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,911
Nessa. Nessa!

336
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,664
Think about what you're doing.

337
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:24,084
If anything happened to me,
who gonna take care of you, huh?

338
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,629
Okay, Nessa. All right, listen.

339
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,382
Nessa, you want to go to the mall?

340
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:35,387
Okay, well, I got some money
for you, okay?

341
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,514
Oh, oh!

342
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,933
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

343
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:46,190
Look, Nessa. Look, want some money?

344
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,108
You can have it. Here.

345
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,944
Now you can go to the mall.

346
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:56,200
I saved the world! I saved the world!

347
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:57,868
I saved the world!

348
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,829
[mumbling]

349
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:02,915
[snorts]

350
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,883
Hey, kids, look what I got.

351
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:15,469
I figure we have some fun on Thanksgiving.

352
00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:17,137
What do you say?

353
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:19,389
Why are you all so quiet?

354
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,350
Because you didn't feel well.

355
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,479
Wow, you all are really something else.

356
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,023
If I didn't know better,

357
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,901
I'd swear y'all was kidnapped
and replaced by alien replicants.

358
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:32,194
[electronic voice] He knows.

359
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:36,782
Secure him!

360
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:40,369
-What you talking about?
-Yes, my Queen.

361
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,790
-What you talking about?
-[electronic voice] I'll get the probe.

362
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,502
-[device whirring]
-What's that you got in your hand?

363
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:50,754
-Put him over the sink.
-What's going on?

364
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,172
-Rise.
-Get up!

365
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,340
[gasps]

366
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:56,718
[snorts]

367
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,303
I don't know, America.

368
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:02,099
Maybe these nightmares are trying
to tell me something, but about what?

369
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,725
In every single one,

370
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,228
those kids tortured me and killed me.

371
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,938
I don't believe in premonition,

372
00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:11,150
but those kids might be
truly trying to do me in.

373
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,444
And maybe I should kill them first
while I still have a chance.

374
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,739
I need some clarity, America.

375
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,741
Someone call a dreamologist.

376
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,244
See, that's the study of dreams.

377
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,912
-[stomach rumbles]
-[groans]

378
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:27,249
This whole thing is starting
to make me sick all over again.

379
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:33,589
[humming]

380
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:34,882
[footsteps approaching]

381
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:39,344
Oh, Lord. Can a man find some
peace around here, please?

382
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:43,473
Uncle Bernie, I'm sorry
you got sick on Thanksgiving.

383
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:48,854
Oh, sweetheart…
Thank you, baby girl. Thank you.

384
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:51,857
I taped the second football game
for you when you were throwing up.

385
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:54,401
You're going to love it.
The Bears win in double overtime!

386
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:56,528
You didn't have to tell me all of that.

387
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,530
But thank you, my man.

388
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,867
I saved you this piece of sweet potato pie
for when you feel better.

389
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,208
Thank you, kids.

390
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,626
You all the greatest.

391
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:12,544
[whimpers softly]

392
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,379
You know what, America?

393
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,506
Those kids didn't ruin my day.

394
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:19,218
Yeah, they might have messed
with my personal turkey,

395
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,261
but those kids get it.

396
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,388
Thanksgiving is about family.

397
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:24,932
And I can't believe it.

398
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,517
But all of a sudden, I'm feeling good.

399
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,103
I'm full of the Thanksgiving spirit.

400
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,521
Magnanimous.

401
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:34,399
And what am I doing
talking to you, America?

402
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,860
I need to be with my family right now.

403
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,779
And you should be with yours.

404
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:41,740
So, America, will you excuse me?

405
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,330
[screaming] Wanda!

406
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:49,623
-Come here.
-What? What?

407
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:50,874
Look, look, look!

408
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,460
-Look… [laughs]
-[screaming]

409
00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:55,379
[crew laughing]

410
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:01,510
-Baby, are you okay?
-Yes, I'm okay.

411
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:03,804
I told you.
You didn't even believe me, either.

412
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:05,597
Now y'all gonna be kissing my ass.

413
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:09,017
There's damage to the engine.
I got to go tell the pilot. Look out.

414
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,604
Hey, Captain. You got to land the plane.

415
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,022
The engine's in bad shape.

416
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:15,899
[screams]